Prickly City by Scott Stantis for February 29, 2024

NO!! At least he’s not a convicted rapist, not twice impeached and doesn’t have 91 felony charges against him!!

And he won’t turn the USA into a Russian Vassal!

Stantis really, really, really wants someone who will steal money from children who have cancer.

Because, who doesn’t do that?

From Jim Wright, Stonekettle Station

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Trump: I need $540 million to appeal my fraud conviction for overvaluing my property.

Bank: $540 million?

Trump: That is correct. $540 million.

Bank: You’re asking us to loan you a half a billion dollars? To appeal a fraud conviction? A fraud conviction for defrauding banks.

Trump: Yes. $540 million. I’m good for it. I’m very rich. I can’t even tell you.

Bank: What do you have for collateral?

Trump:

Bank:

Trump: Well, I have some property in New York…

Bank: Security!

Smells like bull around here. Joe is in pretty good shape and doesn’t go around ranting like a madman.

What a weak cartoon.

There are plenty of sound-minded younger Democrats who are ready, willing, and able to lead this great nation of ours.

There’s some of that……………………..hey, Stanti, you know how your DMZ buddy likes to brush off Russia’s utter brutality against Ukraine with a “It’s mostly Russians in the portions of Ukraine that they taken?” Whelp, get ready for a rerun: “Transnistria appeals to Russia for ‘protection’, reviving fears for Moldova breakaway region.”

Yes, that’s the problem with Trump. He’s orange.

Not that he tried destroy our Constitutional system of Government because he just couldn’t admit that he lost an election. Not that he ordered his Vice-President to break the law. Not that he’s the first President with a mugshot. Not that he says he’ll be a dictator. Not that he said he “fell in love” with a North Korean Communist dictator who tortured an American citizen to death. Not that he praises all the other dictators while insulting America’s democratic western allies.

He’s orange.

Holy crap, Stantis, stop the stupid.

Biden’s doctor just gave him a clean bill of health

I hate to say this, but Stantis is more like a troll than a comic writer….well, not really ‘hate’.

Ah but Biden is still the worst president in US history .

Should we recap? Again? Strongest economy since the 90’s, workers gaining on the 1% again, energy self-sufficient (shh), low unemployment, inflation receding. Yeah, what a disaster… If Republicans weren’t looney tunes, I’d guess Joe would pass the baton.

We do not need to resort to what shade Biden and Trump are to find positive qualities that Biden possesses that Trump does not.

Everyone who deals with President Biden says how sharp he is and how you’d better be prepared when you deal with him, even Putin.

Speaking of whom, the Australian prime minister said that when he’s seen trump and Putin together, trump was like a freshman in high school meeting the star quarterback.

No it IS about being orange. I hate orange. Ever heard of agent orange? No thank you! None for me. I’ll take green or blue or something just not orange or Jewish

I, for one, am sick of looking at his thick make-up. It used to be that Repubs would instantly scorn any man who showed himself in public like that.