Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for March 02, 2024

Ensure your "cat"alytic converter isn’t stolen.

Quick! To the Catmobile! (And I’m not just pussyfooting around this time, Catman!) And should you drive over the cliff into shark infested waters, stay calm and say: “Hand Down The Shark Repellant Cat Spray”…

Ooof! KLONK! KA-ZORP! "Holy Frogman! What did ya hit there? I hope it wasn’t Jimmy!

- Precisely, (it was a) robin!

What in the world were they thinking?!

Yes, never mind the thefts, garbage dumping, and dog beating—THIS is where you should have intervened.

And now for a classic SNL skit about a driving cat:

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=5fvsItXYgzk

Now we know where Gramps paycheck went.

Home run

Here’s one for you – years ago when I was married, my niece was declared legally blind by the state of Florida and given a seeing eye dog – Florida also let her keep her drivers license…she’s go to Publix park in handicapped space and get out with her dark glasses and dog…loved it

Cool cat, cool car. What else would he drive, a Ford Gremlin? ;-) A corvette might be cool. But that’s too conventional for Heathcliff. Come to think of it, the good ol’ cheesemobile ain’t a bad choice.

I want an Heathcliff car, and a MEAT helmet.

Him and illegal immigrants.

Like heathifgs cat car

My dogs all had licenses but I never let them drive.