Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 25, 2024

“Jerk of no trades.”

An honest inept handyman.

Dog looks like a little brown pig. At least, I think it’s supposed to be a dog.

I got all that, but it wasn’t professionally done.

I hope she got a good deal at least.

She just squiggled her signature.

“Jane Doe”

Dad had two rates when he repaired musical instruments. “I can make it play, or I can fix it.” No one ever chose the cheaper version.

Hmm? I’m wondering if he gives warranty for the broken car window? I also hope she wont use the car any further than to a glass repair shop…

Might as well have let her do it herself.

how much for a toilet handle jiggle?

They are all guaranteed to last until something happens.

Got a guy coming to do actual repairs, but he can’t make it for three weeks. Cheap and available works for the short term, I’ve heard.

I know that guy! That’s Jerry Rigg!

He’s not kidding….Oy

This isn’t fair to the “Mikes” of the world.

Mike’s past drug addiction taught him the importance of the “quick fix”.

Can’t even say you got what you paid for.

Substitute Husband Repair.

wow. he must’ve been the guy who fixed the fence for our neighbors next to our veggie patches…

…at least he can’t be accused of false advertising!