1 and Done by Eric Scott for February 19, 2024

Action!

And lo, when the craft service tables were stocked, the extras did grin.

Later, you get to talk to monkeys.

Do this and you can star in Ben Hur.

Heston was also the voice of God in the movie.

A booming command made such a big splash! ☺️☺️

then you get to Row a Ship, Drive a Chariot, Paint the Sixteenth Chapel, be a Medieval Knight, blow up the world, and it the climax of your career is finding out that Soylent Green is made of people

And, listen. After a while, you’re going to get to set some dietary laws. Just don’t get carried away.

And Givith unto me 10% of the box office.

And don´t drop the third tablet.

And Charlton Heston said, “I’ll give you my staff when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!”

Good ol’ Middle English. Nobody in the Bible ever heard it or spoke it. We don’t speak it, but if you use it, you sound religious. Or Shakespearean.

Try to do it in less than three takes.

and moses said, sorry, god, i gotta split…