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My wife and I had dinner with a plastic surgeon friend. He told us about a time when he had to spend 10 hours re-attaching someone’s hand that had been clean severed at the wrist.
I told him, “When it was done, did you tell the patient that you were glad you could lend a hand?”
dadthedawg Premium Member 11 months ago
I’ve grown accustomed to your face…..
Superfrog 11 months ago
Now she’s looking for someone to justify her investment.
Mediatech 11 months ago
“Well adjusted” doesn’t mean what it used to.
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group meeting…
I see a lot of new faces here today!!
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
I’m thinking about opening a plastic surgery center
I will call it “Pick Your Nose”
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
My wife and I had dinner with a plastic surgeon friend. He told us about a time when he had to spend 10 hours re-attaching someone’s hand that had been clean severed at the wrist.
I told him, “When it was done, did you tell the patient that you were glad you could lend a hand?”
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
What do you call a model who undergoes plastic surgery?
A remodel.
Jayalexander 11 months ago
Assfacia I thought was a different problem?
Pocosdad 11 months ago
Phyllis Diller used to say that she had so many facelifts that she ended up with a beard.
Doug K 11 months ago
Where was her face before she had the surgery?
ladykat Premium Member 11 months ago
Interesting imagery.
nsaber 11 months ago
Will you offer butt lifts? No? Well, scratch that.
oakie817 11 months ago
ba dum tss
PoodleGroomer 11 months ago
The last face lift put her eyebrows above her forehead.
mike256 11 months ago
“You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.” From SNL a long long time ago.
wlbr549 11 months ago
“Frannie”, aka, Joan Rivers.