JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 08, 2024

They should sell it as “authentic reproductions” and give the proceeds to charity.

Um, how do you figure it’s worth a lot of money? They’re counterfeits, and apparently bad ones at that.

Also, they need to find out who made all of that stuff. They’re accessories to a crime.

Umm… So the Bodine brothers hijacked the truck of real memorabilia in Cooperstown NY, brother it to Philly, and had it sitting in a parking lot in Philly for two weeks before they decided to take off with it? This just gets sillier.

Mark it somehow, first..?

“Dear Visitor: Due to an unforeseen scam, we will be refunding you the cost of your visit to the Baseball Hall of Fame…”

You guys should take it down to the station for evidence.

It was a lot of time, effort, and MONEY to make all that counterfeit stuff!

That’s evidence for the trial

“That stuff is now worth a lot of money” another heist in the time for evidence of a crime?

“Authentically fake memorabilia for sale! We can also do you a great deal on the Brooklyn Bridge—limited time only!”