Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for March 31, 2024

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    leopardglily  9 months ago

    The talent here is making the order of the word balloons make sense without it being a tangled mess. Well done.

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    mccollunsky  9 months ago

    Socks with pockets on them, you could call them… sockets! I’ll take my leave now.

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    tudza Premium Member 9 months ago

    Already got the alarm close with programmable alarm sound.

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    Algolei I  9 months ago

    Clothes hooks on ceiling fans.

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    Ida No  9 months ago

    Dinner that tastes like breakfast.

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    PoodleGroomer  9 months ago

    A box with a rock and instructions for its care.

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    Ellis97  9 months ago

    I have some million dollar ideas, but I ain’t telling you what they are. Nobody is stealing my ideas.

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    MichiganMitten  9 months ago

    Such tires exist, just not of metal. See “Amerityre” for example.

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    franknason  9 months ago

    there are bike tires made of metal now. startup company using NASA tech

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    Gen.Flashman  9 months ago

    They do have bike tires made of foam rubber that never go flat. Next to impossible to put them on take off. They rode like a bike tire with 20 psi tires.

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    Perkycat  9 months ago

    That alarm clock would wake me up. Yes, I still remember ice cream trucks!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 9 months ago

    How about an ice cream truck that sounds like an ice cream truck (jingle jingle) instead of a bad synthesizer track?

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    Thehag  9 months ago

    You can set your cell phone with all kinds of alarm sounds. Probably is a download for icecream truck sound. And google the socks, they are being sold. The bike one sounds painful.

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    asrialfeeple  9 months ago

    Happy Easter!

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    Jaymi Cee Premium Member 9 months ago

    Why did they gloss over the alarm that sounds like an ice cream truck! I’d want that!

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