Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for March 31, 2024

The talent here is making the order of the word balloons make sense without it being a tangled mess. Well done.

Socks with pockets on them, you could call them… sockets! I’ll take my leave now.

What about them being in trouble for what happened at school?

Already got the alarm close with programmable alarm sound.

Clothes hooks on ceiling fans.

Dinner that tastes like breakfast.

A box with a rock and instructions for its care.

I have some million dollar ideas, but I ain’t telling you what they are. Nobody is stealing my ideas.

Such tires exist, just not of metal. See “Amerityre” for example.

there are bike tires made of metal now. startup company using NASA tech

They do have bike tires made of foam rubber that never go flat. Next to impossible to put them on take off. They rode like a bike tire with 20 psi tires.

That alarm clock would wake me up. Yes, I still remember ice cream trucks!

How about an ice cream truck that sounds like an ice cream truck (jingle jingle) instead of a bad synthesizer track?

You can set your cell phone with all kinds of alarm sounds. Probably is a download for icecream truck sound. And google the socks, they are being sold. The bike one sounds painful.

Happy Easter!

Why did they gloss over the alarm that sounds like an ice cream truck! I’d want that!