You got all, good harvest
They’re higher than an elephant’s eye.
Unicorn on the cob?
It’s the uni-cycle of life.
The decorative multicolored ones are rainbow unicorns.
The problem is you only get one per stalk!
Looks like a bumper crop this year, too!
Good one!
I’m surprised no one has made a uni-corny joke.
You need a virgin to make the harvest.
The multicorn comes in later.
You have to harvest unicorns when they’re ripe. If you do it too soon then their horns are soft and mushy. Wait too long though and they spear you will their horns and probably kill you. Dangerous business unicorn farming!
after a while the screaming when they go through the combine doesn’t bother so much…
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Eric Scott
The dude from FL Premium Member 11 months ago
You got all, good harvest
Pharmakeus Ubik 11 months ago
They’re higher than an elephant’s eye.
Imagine 11 months ago
Unicorn on the cob?
cdward 11 months ago
It’s the uni-cycle of life.
Munch 11 months ago
The decorative multicolored ones are rainbow unicorns.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 11 months ago
The problem is you only get one per stalk!
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Looks like a bumper crop this year, too!
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Good one!
davewhamond creator 11 months ago
I’m surprised no one has made a uni-corny joke.
Jml58 11 months ago
You need a virgin to make the harvest.
willie_mctell 11 months ago
The multicorn comes in later.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago
You have to harvest unicorns when they’re ripe. If you do it too soon then their horns are soft and mushy. Wait too long though and they spear you will their horns and probably kill you. Dangerous business unicorn farming!
gopher gofer 11 months ago
after a while the screaming when they go through the combine doesn’t bother so much…