Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 27, 2024

Only if they are moving…..

They’re pets if you name them, otherwise they’re livestock.

Or dust bunnies under the bed?

The ones under the bed have been house broken.

Do ‘Science Projects’ run amok, count ???

“There’s somethin’ weird in the fridge today;

I don’t know what it is.

Food I can’t recognize.

My roommate won’t throw a thing away;

I guess it’s probably his.

It looks like it’s alive

And livin’ in the fridge!"

— Weird Al Yankovic, parodying Aerosmith’s “Livin’ on the Edge”

They do — if you don’t try to kill them.

It is never a good sign when you open the fridge to look in and something looks back out at you.

Not unless they’re moving.

Only if they start moving.

“Y’ever been looking through the refrigerator and you come across an empty plate? Boy, that starts me to wondering. Did something eat something else? Maybe the olives ate the tuna! Maybe that chicken isn’t really dead yet! Actually, I picture a little mouse with gloves and a parka on, y’know. Just waiting for the lights to go out.”—George Carlin (R.I.P.)

Bring them over. Roz can use them in her new special.

Not yet — but they’re approaching sentience fast.

Some gross comics today.

New from the makers from the Chia company – Fun-gi Pets!