Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 17, 2011

Hmmmmmm …. so much for first impressions, Opus.

It’s not the hat- trust me on this, it’s you…

Opus is so successful with the ladies.Steve Dallas would have been maced after the first “Hi.”And I don’t mean the pepper spray.

Yes, Opus, it’s the hat—plus everything you said….

The hat was the only reason she sat down next to him.

The Drat in the Hat?

Wow, what a great pick-up line. It really must be the hat!

Antarctica ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it’s cold as hell.

Wow, what woman could resist such a line. Ten kids, living in Antarctica and poker.

Brings back memories of my first proposal….I said “Hey Baby, let’s git hitched!” then I spent the next thirty minutes or so explaining, in vivid detail, what all she could do for me after the ‘I do’s’ were done.After a moment of soaking it all in she asked " Exactly what do I get in this deal?" I said “You get ME!”….She was not impressed. Her reaction was much the same as Opus got!I learned to be a more proficient liar after that!

She might be happier with just the hat (note the banana).

Opus, I’m not sure you could impregnate a human….

I think he’s got a chance. She just said to forget “it”. She didn’t say, “forget you!”