Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for March 23, 2024

“Coff” it up.

I had hair. Then I had Money. Then I had children and pets.

I need financial bacteria — to increase my intestinal fortitude.

You mite have ate too many grapes!!!!!

That’s gonna be painful.

I need a refill, too.

Superbowl (2000) E-Trade: “Money Out The Wazoo” Those 2000 Babies are 24 now.

Maybe the problem isn’t your wazoo, but your prostate. I know it keeps other things from flowing well.

My depleted most the cash in my wazoo, and my IRA.

But my yingyang is still empty.

That’s happens when you are a self trained day trader.

“Sorry, sir, but wazoo trading is not protected by FDIC.”

It’s what’s called the “Wazoo Yahoo”!

Mixed up…….hemorrhoids!!!!!