Come on, Cat! Earn your kibble!
Maybe you could just ask it out for a bite.
Think of all the calories you will burn chasing it.
Rats – just something to die(t) for..
He didn’t say you have to eat it, he just wants it dead.
You is theenk you can gives orders to a cat? Ha ha ha ha.
Awww he’s harmless….relax…..
He could always make ratatouille.
Make Brunswick stew out of it, Moggy.
Wait until he’s at his fighting weight.
Is it gluten free???? :)
Just go out and play with him, toss him in the air. that’ll make it look good.
Rats! Just kill it, don’t eat it.
Woman: Well, there’s rat cake … rat sorbet… rat pudding… or strawberry tart.
Man: Strawberry tart?!
Woman: Well it’s got some rat in it.
Man: How much?
Woman: Three, rather a lot really.
Man: … well, I’ll have a slice without so much rat in it.
Macushlalondra 9 months ago
Come on, Cat! Earn your kibble!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 9 months ago
Maybe you could just ask it out for a bite.
Imagine 9 months ago
Think of all the calories you will burn chasing it.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 9 months ago
Rats – just something to die(t) for..
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
He didn’t say you have to eat it, he just wants it dead.
Gent 9 months ago
You is theenk you can gives orders to a cat? Ha ha ha ha.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Awww he’s harmless….relax…..
Steverino Premium Member 9 months ago
He could always make ratatouille.
ladykat 9 months ago
Make Brunswick stew out of it, Moggy.
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Wait until he’s at his fighting weight.
Impkins Premium Member 9 months ago
Is it gluten free???? :)
Norris66 8 months ago
Just go out and play with him, toss him in the air. that’ll make it look good.
Shikamoo Premium Member 8 months ago
Rats! Just kill it, don’t eat it.
samuli creator 8 months ago
Woman: Well, there’s rat cake … rat sorbet… rat pudding… or strawberry tart.
Man: Strawberry tart?!
Woman: Well it’s got some rat in it.
Man: How much?
Woman: Three, rather a lot really.
Man: … well, I’ll have a slice without so much rat in it.