Crumb by David Fletcher for March 09, 2024

Come on, Cat! Earn your kibble!

Maybe you could just ask it out for a bite.

Think of all the calories you will burn chasing it.

Rats – just something to die(t) for..

He didn’t say you have to eat it, he just wants it dead.

You is theenk you can gives orders to a cat? Ha ha ha ha.

Awww he’s harmless….relax…..

He could always make ratatouille.

Make Brunswick stew out of it, Moggy.

Wait until he’s at his fighting weight.

Is it gluten free???? :)

Just go out and play with him, toss him in the air. that’ll make it look good.

Rats! Just kill it, don’t eat it.

Woman: Well, there’s rat cake … rat sorbet… rat pudding… or strawberry tart.

Man: Strawberry tart?!

Woman: Well it’s got some rat in it.

Man: How much?

Woman: Three, rather a lot really.

Man: … well, I’ll have a slice without so much rat in it.