Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for March 19, 2024

Have a driver’s tan myself, left arm three shades darker than the right.

Tan-talising.

The Backward Cap Forehead patch is a specialty.

You don’t want to see the Plumber’s Tanning Booth.

Is there a booth for a Cheetos tan?

Can I get a tan from my iPad?

What’s new? You were already licking yourself all the time.

Cats don’t need spray cheese to lick themselves all day. Might need some hairball malt though.

Given my skin tone and my luck, I’d probably get a sunburn in a spray tan booth.

Hmmm! Don’t look at me to help you get rid of that cheesey flavor….

That must be Farmer in the Deli….oy

Don’t get carried away, half lobster red half albino.

I knows what part of body doggie likes to lick most.

That’s all ya do all day, ya tongue wagger! Get a room!

Isn’t the field the farmers tanning booth ?

I understand Donald Trump has his own booth. Huge. People are saying the best Booth ever.

I’m Irish so I only burn.

Love how the cat’s looking at ’im and thinking “what an idiot!”