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From Not Always Right: Attack Of The Snail Spiders
Me: screams “There’s a snail on my side of the tent! Get it off!”
Partner: “Why can’t you just be afraid of spiders like a normal person?”
Me: “Spiders are more common than snails, so you’d have to deal with the screaming girlfriend issue much more frequently.”
Partner: “Good point…”
NOT my story.
Just to clarify, my late Wife was afraid of spiders & mice. But the only time I ever saw her freak was when we went “camping” in a shelter/cabin and when dark ’o clock hit some raccoons and opossums and deer walked up…….
Yakety Sax 12 months ago
From Not Always Right: Attack Of The Snail Spiders
Me: screams “There’s a snail on my side of the tent! Get it off!”
Partner: “Why can’t you just be afraid of spiders like a normal person?”
Me: “Spiders are more common than snails, so you’d have to deal with the screaming girlfriend issue much more frequently.”
Partner: “Good point…”
NOT my story.
Just to clarify, my late Wife was afraid of spiders & mice. But the only time I ever saw her freak was when we went “camping” in a shelter/cabin and when dark ’o clock hit some raccoons and opossums and deer walked up…….
Doug K 12 months ago
He mostly keeps to himself in that little house-like shell he carries with him.
The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago
Slow but sure cleans the place!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 12 months ago
Good idea, Zig!
TMMILLER Premium Member 12 months ago
NO such thing as one snail.
Blu Bunny 12 months ago
Live in house keeper.
HOTLOTUS1 12 months ago
oh you snailed it! good one
Sir Isaac 12 months ago
Goldfish are very social and I’m sure he will welcome the company.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
So how much do I have to Shell out for this?
Hamburgs 12 months ago
Truer words have never been spoken! Look no further than supporters of orange!