The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 20, 2024

Transform that frown, upside down!

Transformers down on their luck!!

Does Goldbug have a Ninja Turtle decal on his chest?

“Do these mudflaps make my trunk look big?”

To be honest, he needs to loose the “sexy lady” mudflaps and go for the Yosemite Sam “Back Off!” ones.

Pessimissus Prime is sick of listening to his whining. She just wants him out of the house, so she can have a little peace and quiet.

Good one!

Why Pessimus?

Sounds like he’s past his prime.

“Since I can’t beat him, I might as well join him; an orgy of death and destruction sounds like fun.”

More than meets the eye

He’s right about the mud flaps.

I think Optimus is having a depressive episode; hence the Pessimus.

I can sympathize with the “can’t afford gas” part.

They’re always having Autobot-y experiences.

Yes, those mudflaps are ridiculous!

They hide your lower dimples, Pessimus Prime! But Mergatroid will still laugh at you!!!

Big bottom, big bottom

Talk about mud flaps, my bot’s got ’em

Big bottom drive me out of my mind

How could I leave this behind?

— Guest / Shearer /McKean / Reiner

He’s a giant truck making deliveries for Amazon – of course he get free Prime

“No, not at all Pessimus. Those mudflaps are very…cool”

(turns around, giggling)

The maintenance on one of those things would be absurd. Too many functions and maybe a little too Japanese. :)

Even worse, they’ve issued a recall.

It’d be funny if the mudflaps were like a sexy refrigerator or something.

I like that one is ‘drinking’ STP.

“Talk about Mud Flaps! My Bot’s got ’em!”