Well here’s a story about a suspected Covid-19 male patient lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testacles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”
He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testacles black?”
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testacles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testacles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
“Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:“Are — my — test — results — back?”
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 4 months ago
Hopefully you gave that turkey bacon a decent burial!
jasonsnakelover 4 months ago
Why do they cook bacon that big when no one can eat that much in one sitting?
May the Lord be with you as He is with me.
Bilan 4 months ago
Why can’t we close our nostrils when there are other people smoking?
Pickled Pete 4 months ago
Nostrils – - that’s about noses, right?
Well here’s a story about a suspected Covid-19 male patient lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testacles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”
He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testacles black?”
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testacles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testacles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
“Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:“Are — my — test — results — back?”
Gameguy49 Premium Member 4 months ago
Turkey bacon is NOT a quality meat.
hogcabin77 4 months ago
New Category “Why”
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 4 months ago
The cooked the turkey bacon before realizing it would take time to find a giant fried egg to match
djhaywood Premium Member 4 months ago
Cordyceps mushrooms – the basis of “The Last of Us” games and TV series. <>
oakie817 4 months ago
where’d they find a 17 foot long turkey?
cactusbob333 4 months ago
Hoping that @gent sees sloth bear thing, cause he likes sloths.
poppacapsmokeblower 4 months ago
Where did they find a turkey that big?
ekke 4 months ago
That was one huge turkey! I’m glad I didn’t encounter it alive!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago
“Attack of the Zombie Ants” coming to a theater near you!
Buckeye67 4 months ago
I think I already saw the movie about the zombie fungus. No wait it was pods not fungus.
azardoz 4 months ago
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Garffan#1 4 months ago
Attack of the Zombie Spiders!
The Duke 4 months ago
Turkey bacon is not bacon, almond milk is not milk.