Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for April 14, 2024

For a suck out.

Human drinks a vampires blood. Out of curiosity, the vampire asks what it tastes like.

Its irony.

What does a vampire take for a bad cold?

Coffin drops.

Where does a vampire get his jokes?

From a ghost writer.

Where did the college age vampire like to shop?

Forever 21

Or, as Gilbert referred to it in Ruddigore, “The Dead of the Night’s High Noon.”

This is wrong. They don’t drink… whisky.

What’s the “High Midnight “ theme? “High Noon” has one sung by Tex Ritter.

At least High Midnight suits vampires better than High Noon.

Stake Guns at twenty paces? Super Holy-Water Soakers? Sun-Lamps?

“♫ I love the night life, I got to boogie …♫”

You’re on! Apogee or Perigee?

There’s going to be a blood draw.

Its high Moon!

Shootout at the Type O Corral!