Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for March 22, 2024

“Gnoman” is an island.

Home run

Eh it probably them mices in disguise.

Give me a gnome,

Where the wall rodents roam….

They don’t seem to be pestering anyone.

What’s a home without a gnome (or two, or a few)?

Wish I would have gnome! ☹️

Stick them in the garden.

At one of them isn’t David the Gnome (if anybody remembers that old show).

Charge them rent.

No! Don’t charge them rent, have them work the flower beds and garden.

Must be Spring {or Linux} the Gnomes are coming out all over.

If you dump some blue paint on them, I head Azrael takes freelance work.

Are the gnomes as pesky as mice?

Heathcliff is listening carefully to the gnomes’ plans before he pounces. . . .

Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like gnome!

I’d rather have Gnomes than mice, Gnomes like to help out in the yard!

Go to Breaking Cat News and get OZ to come over!

For them you call Abigail of “Family Law”.

Then who kills them, inflates them, covers them in porcelain and sticks them in people’s gardens?

At least it is better then jimmys