The Barn by Ralph Hagen for March 21, 2024

But it is the “perfect country western song”.

If Rory’s not careful, he’ll be joing her.

Momma bought an EV

Saw it on the TV

Bought an extra long cord

So she could plug it in.

I remember back in the eighties being in a huge country western bar and everyone singing along to this. Great times!

Country music used to be three chords and the truth.

Rory, this isnt your finest gig… Karl, Stan and even Sheepy are bored….☺️

Written by Steve Goodman and John Prine (who declined to take any credit for)

It’ll be a hit!

The next line should be something like, the SUV battery died at the railroad crossing and she got runover by a dang ole train!

You know what happens when you play a country song backwards?

You get your dog back, your car back, your house back, your wife back, and you barf up a fifth of Jack Daniels.

shoulda kept yer mouth shut, Stan…

I’m so lonesome in my saddle since my horse died

Oh for the good old days.