(I’m a shipping clerk in a large warehouse, one of only two women in a staff of over 30. It’s hockey play-off time and I’m surrounded by burly warehouse workers hashing over last night’s game and getting into heated arguments. During a break in the bickering…)
Me: “You know, you guys talk about hockey as though it actually matters.”
Yakety Sax 11 months ago
From Not Always Right: Acting Hokey About Hockey
(I’m a shipping clerk in a large warehouse, one of only two women in a staff of over 30. It’s hockey play-off time and I’m surrounded by burly warehouse workers hashing over last night’s game and getting into heated arguments. During a break in the bickering…)
Me: “You know, you guys talk about hockey as though it actually matters.”
(Cue crickets chirping.)
cdward 11 months ago
Give him a slap shot.
cdward 11 months ago
You’ll never score with a line like that.
wirepunchr 11 months ago
“Get the puck outta here!”
Kroykali 11 months ago
Rodney Dangerfield: “I went to see a fight and a hockey game broke out.”
Slowly, he turned... 11 months ago
That left her cold.
ladykat Premium Member 11 months ago
No, but you can buy me another beer.
mokspr Premium Member 11 months ago
Someone’s about to get a penalty for “hooking”.
ChessPirate 11 months ago
“Check out, loser!”
“Ice Queen!”
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Lil will be reaching for her Hockey stick in a moment…splat
Howard'sMyHero 11 months ago
The NHL you say …!
Kroykali 11 months ago
Keep your stick on the ice.
brettkoth 11 months ago
Smooth as ice.
stillfickled Premium Member 11 months ago
What’s that sticking out of or in her nose? Tongue? Lip?