Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for April 21, 2024

Has to have his Zombie phone…

Careful, sitting there that long can create all kinds of intestinal and an*l issues.

Crisis averted!!

Phones are not as great as diaper wipes for camping in the woods. However, pack them out!

Sad, really.

Use the toilet paper app.

Is that what they mean by taking a swipe with your phone?

Isn’t the joke that Baldo doesn’t yet see he needs jellyroll paper because the phone comes first?

So this is how far we’ve sunk? toilet humor? …… Is he going to express deliver some TP from Amazon? ……but I am impressed with Baldo’s long arms though.

There was a funny foreign commercial where a husband kept disparaging his wife’s use of paper instead of using electronic devices. Then he found himself like Baldo here and she slipped him his tablet under the door.

As the song goes, “it’s a whole new world.”

Really, Baldo? Trust me, you can do without your phone for five minutes.

So he keeps his phone next to the extra toilet paper, which is not in or near the bathroom? I don’t get it.

That’s what you should do with cell phones…..wipe and flush.

Please, not on Sunday morning…or ever!

Sorry, no. The smartphone does not come out in the bathroom. Lord knows no one is cleaning those things, and you don’t need to be handling it with dirty hands in there. You can live for a minute without a constant stream of images until you are done and wash your hands.

Today’s strip is cr@ppy.