Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 26, 2024

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    ronaldspence  9 months ago

    just try eating a doxie, they are tough little dogs!

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    win.45mag  9 months ago

    Man, huge safety hazard having that grill there with no guard on it. If that guy puts his hand on it, and gets burned- lawsuit city.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Good thing the little guy didn’t roll around in any relish. I’m partial to sauerkraut myself.

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    fritzoid Premium Member 9 months ago

    Dachshunds in Chicago put ketchup on their backs to PREVENT people from eating them.

    From “The Bear” (Season One):

    Richie: What kind of a$$hole puts ketchup on a hot dog?

    Carmy: CHILDREN!

    Richie: Yeah, a$$hole children…

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    Impkins  Premium Member 9 months ago

    He’d be safe if he was a corn dog. :)

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    monya_43  9 months ago

    My granddaughter adopted a dachshund puppy and named her Vienna, like the sausage. Hahaha!

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    DavidPlatt  9 months ago

    There’s a little-known company which makes a business out of cooking and jarring dogmeat… mostly for making up a mess of chili when you need a quick supper.

    They’ve been advertising recently.

    Look for the billboards.

    “We can whippit. Whippit good!”

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    gcarlson  9 months ago

    I thought Hudson was a dachshund, though his obsessive obedience goes contrary to their sense of independence (bred into them for decision making while down a badger hole).

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