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In Roman funeral processions, there was an actor who proceeded the deceased and who would mimic their actions. When the Emperor Vespasian died, and he was know for being very very cheap, the actor asked the crowd how much the funeral was costing. When the crowd yelled back “100,000 aurei!” The actor looked shocked, and replied “Then just pitch me in the Tiber!”
MĂ iri about 1 year ago
Y’have to wonder
LOLBeth about 1 year ago
“Mom, is this about that shady Bulgarian boyfriend you met online?”
nancyb creator about 1 year ago
He’s not going to miss Mom when he, or she, is gone.
moonfrogger about 1 year ago
Mothers…
mjgaillard about 1 year ago
Let him buy a motorcycle. Then listen to her.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 1 year ago
This is pretty dark.
Ida No about 1 year ago
Moms tend to be passive-aggressive, especially when you haven’t called them for a few days.
AM730 12 months ago
In Roman funeral processions, there was an actor who proceeded the deceased and who would mimic their actions. When the Emperor Vespasian died, and he was know for being very very cheap, the actor asked the crowd how much the funeral was costing. When the crowd yelled back “100,000 aurei!” The actor looked shocked, and replied “Then just pitch me in the Tiber!”