Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 02, 2024

Something Apeel-ing perhaps

I can recognize the apples and bananas, but I’m not sure what those other ones are.

Cantaloupes

Twinkies.

I yam what I yam.

Sweet potatoes.

You need the Pharmacy not the grocery store.

Anyone else read “I’m 80” as “I’m Bo” due to the super long cane over her shoulder that looks like a shepherd’s crook, & get completely lost? No? Okay, then. I feel sheepish.

Then you don’t need to be in the produce section, besides you don’t.

Preservatives cause cancer, they don’t make you last longer.

I used to work in a lab that used formaldehyde. My boss probably had the most exposure (though he didn’t show ill effects)… he said that the formaldehyde was probably preserving him.