Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 02, 2024

A good line for T-Rumps ethical standards… “Now there’s a bar too low to limbo under.”

Darby’s been on a hot streak the past couple of days with these puns.

Satchel: Nice kicker for a send-off.

Good one Satch! One to remember!

I forgot he was in marketing.

Not too many people allow their cat to cook.

Cats don’t like the smell of citrus…that’s how I keep them out of my garden. Chopped up orange peel spread on the ground. No more cat ‘surprises’ while digging.

“…a green orange roughy smoothie”????

It looks like Bucky wet himself…

Fun Fact – The orange roughy is also known as a slimehead.

I think Darby has been studying Pearls Before Swine to set up strange& silly wordplay! Well done, sir. And “a bar too low to limbo under” is proof of your own high-quality writing.

The Bass-O-Matic has been done Bucky.

Well, it couldn’t possibly be worse than it sounds, Bucky.

So…who cleans up the kitchen? It sure ain’t gonna be Bucky.

At least Bucky is enjoying what he made. Perhaps he can cook, after all.