Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for April 05, 2024

I’m guessing nobody informed the aliens about this day. They have yet to show up. Either that or they keep using those memory erasing devices on us like in Men in Black.

Don’t worry, Duck Dodger will take care of him.

You have made me very angry! (puff puff) Very angry, indeed!

I know I’ve seen that helmet somewhere, but I can’t place it. Some sort of cartoon maybe?

Comical, even.

And don’t forget your tennis shoes!

Look, just have the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator ready, ok?

… and then say: “brace yourselves for immediate disintegration!”

You’ll need the little kilt, too. Then that’ll be hilarious!

_\\// LLAP.

Shouldn’t this day be about a cold medicine?

Thats real Looney of you, I wonder if the other aliens are singing different Tunes.

First words from the moon :

Houston, er… Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.

( second words: Why, hello dere Marvin, what’s shakin’? )

Time to call for Bugs Bunny.

Hopefully they did not bring any Instant Martians.