Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 28, 2024

And then there was the nothing burger.

The nothing bagels don’t really taste like anything.

I’d like to have nothing on mime.

For the dieter.

Who let the mime out?? GET HIM BACK IN HIS INVISIBLE BOX!

Mimes are best seen in the dark.

I’d take a Nothing Bundt Cake about now.

Un-lox the flavor.

what’s a bagel?

I think the less said about Nothing Bagels, the better.

I keep forgetting to buy bagels, cream cheese and smoked salmon.

Help! The mime is trapped in an invisible microwave!

Well, if an everything bagel has ALL the toppings, why isn’t a plain bagel called a nothing bagel?

They’re so good, he’s speechless.

Ahh, it’s spring! Time to make certain than none of the ‘everything’ on your bagel is moving.

A mime is a terrible thing to taste.

It ended badly when the mime bled to death trying to slice the nothing bagel.

I’m pretty sure it breaks the Code of the Mime to use a sign.