Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for April 05, 2024

I get the same urge to run my fingers through Jewel.

He’s looking to get stoned.

She’s older than him, being a child of the Titans who came before the Olympic gods. I guess when you’re immortal a couple centuries doesn’t matter so much.

don’t do it poseidon…it won’t end well for you…

Just grab her by the asp!

lol, looks like dreadlocks.

Better hop she doesn’t turn around quickly or he’ll learn a whole new condition to being rock hard.

He’s going to get the biggest hard on of his life.

Going on a date with Medusa is basically a death wish.

This is exactly what she joined Tinder for!

Do schools still teach Greek mythology or have they moved onto more current mythology?

She’s a Stone Cold Fox!

(¬_¬)

Awkward considering one version of the myth has her turned into a gorgon after Poseidon “had his way” with her.

She has REAL serpent curls.

Her snakes look like they are stoned.

From Wikipedia: “Amphitrite, in Greek mythology, the goddess of the sea, wife of the god Poseidon, and one of the 50 (or 100) daughters (the Nereids) of Nereus and Doris (the daughter of Oceanus). Poseidon chose Amphitrite from among her sisters as the Nereids performed a dance on the isle of Naxos.”

So what did Amphitrite have to say about Poseidon dating Medusa behind her back?

Don’t look now…