The Barn by Ralph Hagen for April 02, 2024

When Siri Sells You Down The River _NOT my story

My daughter was summoned for jury duty, and as it was her first time doing so, she was naturally nervous and arrived early. Eventually, everyone arrived, and the bailiff stood up and started giving them instructions.

Suddenly, loud and clear, a certain voice from a woman’s phone was heard.

Voice: “How to get out of jury duty. Is that what you want?”

The woman’s face turned red, everyone started tittering, and the bailiff struggled to keep a straight face. Luckily for her (and for my daughter), the defendant decided to plead guilty and they were all sent home.

ALL RIGHT!

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

“Don’t worry….it’ll grow back”. That’s what my Mom you to say after Dad cut my hair when I was kid.

Rory’s in shear terror, AGAIN.

Otherwise know on the farm as “supercuts Tuesdays”.

Better known as bad haircut day.

Poor Rory.

Great I just sprayed coffee over my computer but luckily missed the keyboard.

We shore our flock last month and I think Rory and my ewe yearling Friday are soul mates. She ran everywhere to get out of going onto the shearing floor and is still sulking. Normally she comes up for scratches but not since shearing day. It was her first shearing.

Stan has eyes!

time to watch ’Boundin’’ again

Time to watch that Aussie series. Somebodys Daughters.

Just as miserable and far less mobile if you let that wool accumulate! Worse than being naked for a while, Rory.

Shear panic!