Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for April 08, 2024

That’s rich.

This is my first time reading this strip in quite a few years, and I have to ask: What happened to make them so tall and skinny? Are they falling into a black hole?

Powerball…..

Marry rich.

Strategies for getting rich rarely work. And the ones that do are dead boring. Getting rich is mostly luck. I know. I spent a life in low paying public service and having loads of adventures and not thinking much about money, so long as I could eat, but through no real fault of my own, unknowingly made the right moves at what turned out to be the right time, and am now a double millionaire. It’s the perversity of the universe thumbing its nose at all those people fretting about money. What is is and what’s not snot.

Well, that IS what you’re supposed to do to be wealthy.

They say the devil’s in the details.

Get a job that pays $1 million a day. Work one day. Quit.