Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 09, 2024

I’d talk more and louder, not to be rude…ya know!

Remote office worker?

So now you’re not allowed to talk in a normal tone of voice to your partner? This isn’t a library buddy, it’s a restaurant. If you want silence, go to the library.

Boooo Hisssss

Two calls guy needs to take it elsewhere.

A breakfast place called Down and Out?

While traveling for business, and at an upscale hotel, I went down to the restaurant for breakfast. A gentleman was on a conference call, with his phone on speaker. Can you even imagine. What a clueless idiot.

Is that a hamburger for breakfast?!!

You’re on two video calls? You should be somewhere else.

Here’s an idea. Go back to the office.

Cool restaurant name… Down-n-Out Burger

The other day I saw a couple sitting opposite each other at a table each on their cells. Like they couldn’t put their phones away and sit and ctalk to eachother, reconnect with eachother? How sad!!!

He just came to grab a byte.

True enough. And people don’t know how to talk to each other anymore. Too busy looking at their phones.

“OH I DON’T THINK SO, BUBBA!”

And we are doing what you’re suppose to do in an eating establishment.

Loser.

I saw someone suggest to position yourself within their line of slight and start writing notes, and looking up to listen to the conversation and then jot down more notes. They stop speaking loudly pretty quickly

Then go somewhere private, numbskull!

The number of people who think this has actually ever happened…. Smh.

“…is different to how….”