The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 13, 2024

making olive her dreams come true!

I guess Chelsea is a famous drinker?

Well, it definitely isn’t Margaritaville

She will be “toast” soon in that climate!

She is shaken for the drink but the sand is not stirring.

Of course, that martini is very, very dry.

Was she listening to the band Oasis?

I’ve seen her name online or somewhere but don’t know she is. A drunkard?

Now we’ll see if she can Handler liquor.

I wouldn’t call Cache Creek a mirage…okay, it’s probably just a coincidence that Cache Creek Casino (west of Sacramento) is where she is performing tonight

Today’s Jerry King Comics had the same drink.

I’d sooner see a jug of ice water, or one of beer.

It seemed like the optimal illusion.

Looks a little too dry for me.

She’s pretty enough for that to be quite an interesting position to find her in.

Hello Vodka…

It’s not a mirage, but they won’t let her run a tab.

A huge martini like that would be tricky. How do you get to the top to drink without knocking it over and spilling the entire thing?

Who?