Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for May 05, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    From Not Always Right: A Declaration Of Photoshop Abilities

    (In our school we have a social studies teacher who puts little pictures of himself absolutely everywhere: in his PowerPoints, on his walls, and every single assignment he gives us. He’s a pretty weird guy, but a really great teacher. A couple of girls in my class decide to have a little fun with their war presentation just to show him how ridiculous it looks.)

    Girl #1: “And now here we have all the founding fathers of America signing the Declaration of Independence…”

    (The picture that shows up is the entire class with their heads photoshopped onto the founding fathers, with our teacher’s head in the corner like he’s watching over us.)

    Girl #2: “As you will see, we have the great leaders of America and their guiding light, Sir [Teacher].”

    Teacher: “…Can I print that, please?”

    NOT my story.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 7 months ago

    Maybe lose the shoulder pads?

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    markkahler52  7 months ago

    Yes, just let AI do it!

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    ChessPirate  7 months ago

    “That’s my Avatar.”

    “Ah, made for your Dating Site, eh?” ☺

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    Skeptical Meg  7 months ago

    I think he was expecting a giraffe.

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    RadioDial Premium Member 7 months ago

    Surprised Bub didn’t try and put a big set of bazongas on Betty

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    “I’m the Photoshop Queen.”

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    Hamady Sack Premium Member 7 months ago

    What was the title of her topic?

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