Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for April 05, 2024

He’ll be in for awhile- he’s got friar offenses.

A former colleague of mine said his wife is a nun. None of this, none of that.

Needless to say, they divorced.

Habit-ual offender.

Daaaaaaaad!

She was chaste, I caught her and we frocked the night away.

My father was a nun. When I was a kid, someone asked him what his occupation was, and he said nun.

And in Nashville, there is an entire cult based on Christ through dieting. The founder died in a plane crash a few years back.

Once knew a man married to an ex nun. She: “He said it was an ambition of his to sleep with a nun.” He: “Yeah, nun last night and nun the night before.”

Dieting is one’s cross to bear ..

I find the humor today somewhat un-convent-ional!

I’m surprised there haven’t been more religious jokes in Rabbis Against Magic.

Apparently the body of Christ is a carbohydrate nightmare.

That’s a Cardinal sin!

It’s called fasting, and The Christians , and Muslims have been doing it recently, as instructed by their Holy Books.