Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 08, 2024

Soft-scrambled, please!!!

Fried? Oh, no! All that oil and fat is a real killer.

Over easy please!

He wants it over easy.

He’s a hard boiled character!

I hear he’s a pretty soft guy, once you crack that hard exterior.

I guess he is his last meal.

Don’t panic!

That’s one bad egg.

At least he has the priest and that last cigarette!!!!

He’ll probably explode from the shock!

Dumpty was a bad egg

Some may say he’s getting eggzactly what he deserves.

He’ll feed all the inmates

Well Dumpty, you had a hard life, but it will soon be all ova.

Cracking him open will elicit ooze and aahs.

Capital punishment is no yolk.

Trumpty Dumpty

The floor tiles are green. A nod to Stephen King’s novel “The Green Mile”?

There is scrambeled egg for breakfast.

Guess what the cops will have on their faces when they learn they got the wrong guy? (On the positive side, the real killer was Toast when they finally corrected their mistake)

I say he’ll crack first.

They’ll never crack him.