Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 10, 2024

Cataphract cans!

I think I want to “unsee” this one.

Canned laughter

Followed by canned pees.

Hilarious, for no obvious reason.

Canned road apple sauce would sound more appealing.

“Hard” road apple cider.

Can the knight do the same thing?

Engineered by the makers of the Allis Chalmers “round”/cylindrical baler.

Processed and preserved!!!!!…..must be a lot under that armor!!!!!

Think there’s a market?

Neatly packed for easy cleanup! (although I would have thought it wouldn’t smell from being sealed in a can)

For a minute, I thought of Alice’s White Knight.

Ha! So that’s how they do it! Always wondered how they can keep it so fresh and delicious, said Fly Boy.

Slow day at the idea factory.

They all got shitcanned.

So, did the Trojan horse eject used condoms?

Horse manure

The E Z Clean butt armor option.

Is this a variation of “going to the can?”

And canned just for you.