Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 08, 2024

Everyone needs something to believe in!

Poor Chalkie.

The vicar is strangely quiet. Has he finally given up on “reforming” that worthless bum??

I believe I’d join them if I could.

I ’spect the vicar just had one himself. This is not Alabama.

It’s 8 in the morning here. I believe I will have an espresso. But this afternoon I believe I will have that beer.

Faith tells me he’ll follow through.

I also believe that Andy will make Chalkie buy him a pint.

Sigh.

The Vicar was saying a silent pray at seeing Andy – There but for the Grace of God, go I.

Vanity, vanity, all is vanity…

that one’s older than Andy

He’ll have a beer and the entirely Heavenly Host to follow!!

He’s just not as obvious as Andy, he believes in taking the sacrament everyday.

The vicar obviously didn’t hear Andy say that. There is no look of disdain on his face.

xxx

If Andy had his own religion, it would probably be called Boozeology.

Remember, the vicar gets his instructions from on high.

Only Andy would compare himself to the vicar