Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 13, 2024

“Pulp Friction.”

This tree was using botox….

It takes out the wrinkles and the rings.

I’m surprised the bark isn’t smooth(er).

“If you love it, then you should have put a ring on it….”

I don’t believe it, trees are smarter than to inject poison into themselves.

K-risty Gnome tree in South Dakota? Nope, that would have boated lips, fake teeth, and a rotting smell.

Wow! “Treated wood that just has to be milled”.

Well it certainly doesn’t have to worry about the aging process anymore.

No one saw this coming, and wooden believe it if they did.

Old joke, new wrinkle.

Or not.

Find its neck; always a dead giveaway!

The cosmetics aka prey on vanities and insecurities, industry and its practitioners have a LOT to answer for