“Pulp Friction.”
This tree was using botox….
It takes out the wrinkles and the rings.
I’m surprised the bark isn’t smooth(er).
“If you love it, then you should have put a ring on it….”
I don’t believe it, trees are smarter than to inject poison into themselves.
K-risty Gnome tree in South Dakota? Nope, that would have boated lips, fake teeth, and a rotting smell.
Wow! “Treated wood that just has to be milled”.
Well it certainly doesn’t have to worry about the aging process anymore.
No one saw this coming, and wooden believe it if they did.
Old joke, new wrinkle.
Or not.
Find its neck; always a dead giveaway!
The cosmetics aka prey on vanities and insecurities, industry and its practitioners have a LOT to answer for
SHAKEDOWNCITY 7 months ago
“Pulp Friction.”
Kiba65 7 months ago
This tree was using botox….
Doug K 7 months ago
It takes out the wrinkles and the rings.
I’m surprised the bark isn’t smooth(er).
backyardcowboy 7 months ago
“If you love it, then you should have put a ring on it….”
Gameguy49 Premium Member 7 months ago
I don’t believe it, trees are smarter than to inject poison into themselves.
ComicLover2 Premium Member 7 months ago
K-risty Gnome tree in South Dakota? Nope, that would have boated lips, fake teeth, and a rotting smell.
tee929 7 months ago
Wow! “Treated wood that just has to be milled”.
cuzinron47 7 months ago
Well it certainly doesn’t have to worry about the aging process anymore.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
No one saw this coming, and wooden believe it if they did.
StephenRice 7 months ago
Old joke, new wrinkle.
Or not.
pamela welch Premium Member 7 months ago
Find its neck; always a dead giveaway!
aussie399 Premium Member 5 months ago
The cosmetics aka prey on vanities and insecurities, industry and its practitioners have a LOT to answer for