Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 08, 2024

Apple jack?

Ah poor Cora, she tried to squeeze the most out life before she passed.

I know an old woman who swallowed a spider. It wriggled and jiggled and tickled in cider.

she’s now taking a dirt Napple

Was she rotten to the core?

That was one of Herman’s Ex’s

She had a terrible accident with the peeler.

She got caught in the press.

“Cora’s Hard Cider was famously known as Napple’s Nipples…”

“THANK you, Sam…”

The Cumin Cider, her attempt to spice things up, wasn’t as popular as she would have liked. But she had time to mull it over.

Don’t ever buy and sell stock while drinking that stuff. After all, in cider trading is illegal.

Found on Gaggle: Cora is Greek for “maiden” … also …

Cora is a lovely, old-fashioned girls’ that has been recently rejuvenated by its contemporary-feeling simplicity. In fact, Cora seemed headed straight for the top of the popularity list when the coronavirus pandemic somewhat weakened its appeal.

( I prefer “…weakened its a peel )

My neighbour died from falling off a cliff edge last week. Pretty ironic that her name was Eileen Dover.

Oh snap!