Decayed, Decades, Same Difference NOT MY STORY
Customer: “Hi, I’d like to return this pot, please.”
(The pot in question is in a box with our store logo on it, but the box looks older than me.)
Me: “Okay. Do you have a receipt?”
Customer: “Yes.”
(The customer hands me a wrinkled, yellow receipt from the eighties.)
Me: “Ma’am, why do want to return this pot?”
Customer: “The lid gets too hot.”
Me: “So, you have used it, then?”
Customer: “Of course! I use it all the time. But the lid gets too hot, so I want to return it.”
Me: “Well, our return policy is limited to sixty days. You bought this twenty-three years ago.”
Customer: “But I have a receipt!”
Well, I didn’t see his lips move.
Brain like a tub ring.
He should break in and steal it like the honest crooks.
Oops. Now he owes the “dummy tax”.
sorta glad I’m broke – Sam can’t get any of my Social Security… yet…
I finally did ours this morning. Nothing brings out my anxiety and procrastination like taxes.
The income tax is robbery, and makes us serfs to the government.
Mick & Mason Mastroianni
Parker and Hart
Yakety Sax 11 months ago
Decayed, Decades, Same Difference NOT MY STORY
Customer: “Hi, I’d like to return this pot, please.”
(The pot in question is in a box with our store logo on it, but the box looks older than me.)
Me: “Okay. Do you have a receipt?”
Customer: “Yes.”
(The customer hands me a wrinkled, yellow receipt from the eighties.)
Me: “Ma’am, why do want to return this pot?”
Customer: “The lid gets too hot.”
Me: “So, you have used it, then?”
Customer: “Of course! I use it all the time. But the lid gets too hot, so I want to return it.”
Me: “Well, our return policy is limited to sixty days. You bought this twenty-three years ago.”
Customer: “But I have a receipt!”
danketaz Premium Member 11 months ago
Well, I didn’t see his lips move.
sandpiper 11 months ago
Brain like a tub ring.
constantine48 11 months ago
He should break in and steal it like the honest crooks.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
Oops. Now he owes the “dummy tax”.
bobfjr 11 months ago
sorta glad I’m broke – Sam can’t get any of my Social Security… yet…
dbrucepm 11 months ago
I finally did ours this morning. Nothing brings out my anxiety and procrastination like taxes.
Gandalf 11 months ago
The income tax is robbery, and makes us serfs to the government.