Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for April 19, 2024

Also, he’s on the lam again.

It’s true, you had to live to get stuff.

Saw a short GIF posted showing a shark nabbing a bird out of the air!

Hawthorne Mountain. Hmm.

You can never “own” a mountain you have named. Where the heck you going to put it? You only have bragging rights about naming it. Others can come along behind you and name it something else.

Fat chance of that happening, Hawthorne.

Been to too many estate sales not to know that no one wants your stuff once you’re gone,

Qomolangma, or Mount Everest, as we in the West call it, has over 200 unrecovered bodies on it’s slopes. Maybe he is going to check out unrecovered bodies on that mountain so he can pick their pockets. Hawthorn is jut that petty.

How is a crab going to keep up with a shark?

“You mean Guru Mountain?”

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one swim

“Someone in the crowd said to him, ‘Teacher, tell my brother to divide the inheritance with me.’ Jesus replied, ‘Man, who appointed appointed me a judge or an arbiter between you?’ Then he said to them, ‘Watch out! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; a man’s life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions.’” Luke 12:13-15.

Hawthorne can claim it all he wants. If he tries to exploit it, International law will have him in hot water, fast.