Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for April 15, 2024

That’s promising a lot.

Sounds less like a guarantee and more like a threat!

If he or she were your honey you wouldn’t be getting a divorce.

Years ago I was in Boston for a conference. Riding the subway with a friend, who noticed a sign for 24-hour divorce services. “Who’d want to be divorced for twenty-four hours,” He asked, “although there are times it would be nice.”

What if I don’t want my honey back?

Imagine if this guy was working with Lionel Hutz from “The Simpsons”.

LOL, good word play.

ba dum tss

WOW a lose lose situation.

Groan.

Humans and animals should not mix! But, all to common in the comics!