Close to Home by John McPherson for May 08, 2011

But right guard rail was unsafe, so they put a ban on it and gave it the axe.

Roll on, Coyoty Roll on

I think the whole thing stinks.

Yep, it’s the pits.

Ooh, that’s not good on those brand new armpit hairs!!

PIT BURN!!!

In the living room?!? Next, Xbox 360 will come out with a new attachment for this… Wii!

If I could only get my 2 teen boys t use it!

…and in the bathroom, the new Charmin® Ultra Strong & Soft Toilet Tissue Zip-Line!!

“Look ma, no more skid-marks!”

hardest to get teens (m&f) to comprehend, is it helps a lot if you bathe first….

Hygiene 101

Just the armpits is not nearly enuff!

Won’t find that in the dollar aisle

@ dfowensby - ‘hardest to get teens (m&f) to comprehend, is it helps a lot if you bathe first.’ For some of them it is hard just to get them to comprehend that it helps a lot JUST TO BATHE.

I know a few grown men who could use the same thing…