Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 17, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 11 months ago

    But your driving a luxuary model

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    enigmamz  11 months ago

    Well, it could be Roman, anyway.

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    The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago

    Instead, you got stuck with one of those hay guzzlers.

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    BigDaveGlass  11 months ago

    Yeah. But, in our climate you need a covered wagon…..

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    zerotvus  11 months ago

    They are not very reliable…..

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    Gent  11 months ago

    A spaghetti cart eh.

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    eced52  11 months ago

    Your horse is going to step on your feet a dozen times for a remark like that. I can see it in his eyes.

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    SuperAndy Premium Member 11 months ago

    There’s a new Italian sports car called the Fazool that claims to be the fastest ever. Nothing can pass the Fazool!

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    Elmer6  11 months ago

    For once the horses are attached to the wagons by more than just the reins!

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    rockyridge1977  11 months ago

    Chariot for racing!!!!!!

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    wirepunchr  11 months ago

    Dago very fast?

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    Goat from PBS  11 months ago

    Visit Italy and then maybe you can get one.

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    ZarPaulus  11 months ago

    Chariot racing teams were a major political force in the Eastern Roman Empire you know.

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    assrdood  11 months ago

    Just wait ’til the EPA comes along and demands emission controls.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago

    I don’t why that driver likes that chariot. No seats. That will get old on a long trip.

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    DKHenderson  11 months ago

    Looks like a Roman chariot—which would make it Italian—but it needs three more horses.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago

    That chariot’s horse looks mighty spry with a four legs in the hair. Might be great in a steeple chase!

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    UlrigJaeger Premium Member 11 months ago

    2 comments today. 1. the horse pulling the coach is connected the same as the one connected to the Chariot. 2. Thank God they never allowed the Citroen Deu-Cha-Veaux (2CX) into this country! They could get up to highway speeds but the handling and braking was horrendous! Had one following me a bit too closely on the Auto-Bahn and we had to brake hard because some fouled up at the Esso bend. The 2CX behind me hit his brakes and began leaning left-to-right crazily, so much so that it ended doing two lane swerves! It didn’t stop until it hit the guard rail. BTW we were doing around 120Km-Hr ~ 75Mph.

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    Alberta Oil  11 months ago

    No room for luggage or seats.. long trips are murder having to stand the whole way.

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    Camiyami Premium Member 11 months ago

    Did he mean to say “sports carTs”? Yuk yuk. Sorry, couldn’t resist. :D

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    cactusbob333  11 months ago

    That horsie up front might be a Mustang.

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    DanielClĂ©menson Premium Member 11 months ago

    Lamborghini, sports car: charging bull (astrosign of it’s founder) logo ; Ferrari, sports car: prancing horse logo hence the horse in this description.

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    The Gun Doctor  11 months ago

    They’re both 1 horsepower.

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    theoldidahofox  11 months ago

    This strip has jumped the shark!

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    MT Wallet   11 months ago

    What’s a car?

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    eddi-TBH  11 months ago

    Considering the driver’s attitude it must be a BMW.

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    geese28  11 months ago

    Ferrari mustang

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