Too many “ticks”.
Robbed and shoplifted out of business already!
All the hand-held baskets at our store have been purloined.
Mel’s Market, a subsidiary of Mayfly Industries.
“Sorry, we’re closed.”
“But your sign says you’re open 24 hours.”
“Yeah, but not all in a row.”
Golly, it seems like they opened just yesterday, and now they’re gone.
The new way to do business in San Francisco
Mel use to run a diner but got sick of that after 9 years.
Mel always said he’d make it one day.
This explains the vast number of restaurants in our small town. Gone when the first one year lease is up.
Must be in California with the new minimum wage.
“I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ’Yes, but not in a row.” — Steven Wright
SHAKEDOWNCITY 3 months ago
Too many “ticks”.
Farside99 3 months ago
Robbed and shoplifted out of business already!
Zykoic 3 months ago
All the hand-held baskets at our store have been purloined.
The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
Mel’s Market, a subsidiary of Mayfly Industries.
Captain Bars 3 months ago
“Sorry, we’re closed.”
“But your sign says you’re open 24 hours.”
“Yeah, but not all in a row.”
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 3 months ago
Golly, it seems like they opened just yesterday, and now they’re gone.
Lennia Machen Premium Member 3 months ago
The new way to do business in San Francisco
Norris66 3 months ago
Mel use to run a diner but got sick of that after 9 years.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
Mel always said he’d make it one day.
formathe 3 months ago
This explains the vast number of restaurants in our small town. Gone when the first one year lease is up.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
Must be in California with the new minimum wage.
Rich Douglas 3 months ago
“I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ’Yes, but not in a row.” — Steven Wright