The Middletons by Dana Summers for April 26, 2024

I guess the real milk industry was upset – now they are all called ‘beverage’ instead.

Soy Juice sounds unappealing!

How do you milk a soybean? Very carefully.

That’s an interesting question, little one. I’ll have to look that up sometime.

The same way you milk an almond sheesh!

With a hammer. Soy ‘milk’ is really soy blood.

first you get a tiny stool…

It’s a thumb and forefinger thing, takes years of practice to be proficient. I stay in shape by using the thumb and forefinger of my right hand (I’m right handed) on my left hand forefinger stroking from the top to the finger nail. There are other parts one can practice on as well.

It’s introducing itself in Spanish.

Soy Slurry.

What ‘normal’ person wants to ??

Maybe it’s just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

That’s why I like oat milk. You eliminate the milddlecow.

Coconuts are mammals

They’re hairy and produce milk.

And they migrate.

Thank you! I am so tired of all these “milks” coming from anything other than a female mammal. It doesn’t have to be a cow, but it sure as heck can’t be from a vegetable or fruit!