9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for April 17, 2024

I’d rather have mine hard to pronounce

Make mine. “Don’t ask don’t Tell”, Ignorance is bliss

When you say incurable, does that mean that someday I might die?

Sims had failed to notice his doctor had gotten his degree from Comedy Central.

Second, your incurable disease is incurable. Oh … oops … I guess I said that already. My bad … I didn’t mean to ruin it for you.

Well, that’s a good thing, I guess.

I hope it’s called, “life”.

Not so much for the medication that the doctor will prescribe to control the symptoms.