Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 26, 2024

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    angelolady Premium Member 5 months ago

    I want one of those.

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 5 months ago

    Nice change of pace with ye olde ninja sloth.

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    Vilyehm  5 months ago

    Ninja Sloth can do anything. Same art for first three panels. Replace wording on machine with: Confirmation of Chaos Theory. Do not press. 4th panel is reprint of classic Far Side’s cartoon out of order.

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    enigmamz  5 months ago

    Just to be a nit-picking jerk: That’s not would happen.

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    lopaka  5 months ago

    My anti-gravity machine is different in that it simply eases the gravity of a situation and makes everyone feel at ease. Works great at parties where they get into talking politics.

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    jjhouten  5 months ago

    Big red button, you gotta push it

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    Tachyon the Samurai  5 months ago

    Just had to press the button, didn’t you?

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Who could resist? At least Ninja sloth has a differt view now.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 5 months ago

    So… Ninja Sloth is like the rest of us after all!

    Big red buttons just beg to be pushed!

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    Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago

    And that is the Ninja Truth. (TV show in NHK)

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    david.reichert  5 months ago

    I had an Auntie Gravity. She made the lightest pancakes.

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    Drgnslr Premium Member 5 months ago

    Lucky Ninja Sloth was hanging on or things could have gotten really serious.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 5 months ago

    Yay!!! Ninja Sloth!!! My absolute favorite character! ❤️

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