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I once knew a pretty woman that once said she just wanted a rich guy to take care of her. The trouble was she was so mean, no rich guy could tolerate her.
On the Jack Benny show, Phil Hartman told everyone his future wife was going to have a fur coat, a Cadillac and a big house. They asked him how that was expected to happen on a bandleader’s pay. He replied he would just keep looking until he found a woman who had those things. :)
He eventually married Alice Faye, a fabulously wealthy movie star. Just goes to show you.
She Does care what color his Parachute is, though.
And, when they split the Yacht after the divorce, she wants the Stern because that’s where the outboard Motor is. And, she’s going to need that to get to the virgin Islands for her Recycling.
dadthedawg Premium Member 10 months ago
Well, yacht-ti-da…..
C 10 months ago
And there it is
The dude from FL Premium Member 10 months ago
This is where size matters!
LookingGlass Premium Member 10 months ago
With YOUR luck, you’ll end up with a guy with a ….. dinghy!!!
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Ubintold 10 months ago
She likes playing yacht-sy.
jcwrocks69 10 months ago
Typical!
Diat60 10 months ago
Well, maybe an opportunity – I read somewhere that Melania is thinking of divorce.
rshive 10 months ago
A bird related to Henry Ford?
ladykat Premium Member 10 months ago
I never cared about the yacht. It’s what’s inside the man that mattered to me.
preacherman Premium Member 10 months ago
I once knew a pretty woman that once said she just wanted a rich guy to take care of her. The trouble was she was so mean, no rich guy could tolerate her.
LONNYMARQUEZ 10 months ago
then she doesn’t want to use the internet dating, a Porsche can turn into a Pinto
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
“I went out with this wealthy guy once and…yachta yachta yachta…he never called me again.”
kathleenhicks62 10 months ago
Yacht!? Yuck!
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe 10 months ago
Ah you just want to sunbathe on the foredeck
andersjg Premium Member 10 months ago
She’s not going to find one in Roz’s.
KEA 10 months ago
okay… now Santa Baby is playing in my head
Teto85 Premium Member 10 months ago
Most are white on the exterior. The interior design choices are numerous and that is where the choice of colour comes into play.
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
an’ he so had his hopes up…for a nanosecond anyway…
'IndyMan' 10 months ago
Well, that let’s you out, Cosmo. Don’t think she would take kindly to your old DeSoto, even though it is a ‘land yacht’ ! ! ! !
Fuzzy Kombu 10 months ago
I do believe that I’ve met her…quite briefly.
ArcticFox Premium Member 10 months ago
Now that’s a yacht of baloney.
gammaguy 10 months ago
She’s looking for a catch that can prove it’s not a rowboat. The maximum number of allowed tries is 3.
mistercatworks 10 months ago
On the Jack Benny show, Phil Hartman told everyone his future wife was going to have a fur coat, a Cadillac and a big house. They asked him how that was expected to happen on a bandleader’s pay. He replied he would just keep looking until he found a woman who had those things. :)
He eventually married Alice Faye, a fabulously wealthy movie star. Just goes to show you.
bakana 10 months ago
She Does care what color his Parachute is, though.
And, when they split the Yacht after the divorce, she wants the Stern because that’s where the outboard Motor is. And, she’s going to need that to get to the virgin Islands for her Recycling.