Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 12, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  6 months ago

    And a one, and a two. . . . . . .

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    Calvinist1966  6 months ago

    Then he’ll know what the snoring in the base meant.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Actually, if I were he, I’d be thinking in terms of a vacation . . . maybe go visit the Hun homeland for a while.

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    The Orange Mailman  6 months ago

    Is there a weight limit?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 6 months ago

    Send in the clog dancers. If they make it, it’s okay.

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    arrseetee  6 months ago

    Remember how popular the Irish River Dancers were several years ago? We never hear of them anymore.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    I went to a bar in Texas “the [with the most horns] bar in the world”. I got to see the Beer Barrel Polka danced authentically by people shaped like huge beer barrels. That joint was rocking.

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    brklnbern  6 months ago

    A livelier bunch than they are used to.

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    arrseetee  6 months ago

    Try this on YouTube: Will you love me when I’m Old by Catriona. My wife and I loved it.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 6 months ago

    It could be worse. It could be (gasp!) …cloggers!

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